Oh my god, are you serious!? OH MY GOD MOM! Are you serious?! Ever since my husband left me last year, my daughter has been helping me with my social life. I'm getting too old to go out to the clubs so the deal is...if she wants to live under my roof and pay no rent, I get to have sex with all the boys she brings home first, and I make her bring one home every night. She doesn't have to like it but...those are my rules and maybe she'll learn something along the way.