Holiday of a life time they advertised it as! Those fucking cunts on the internet are a lying bunch of fuckers! Five star? My arse fucking five star, stunning pool and a fucking room with a view the cunts told me! Mr Big has just been on a sunshine fun filled holiday with his mates, bars, cheap drinks, birds, fucking food to die for…..well apparently! 14 miles from the city centre and not quiet what was advertised on the website Mr Big digs out his phone and googles for a bit of local culture, all he could find is two locals who end up showing him more than their leaning tower of ‘Pisa’ and their hanging gardens of Babylon…..Welcome to Triga Films cultural tour of all things foreign! Oh and back again.